Chapter 2: Why did I Slapped My EX-Wife

Inetu sindibasala kuseli kwa Pemphero Mphande . Kutumiza post as anon. No. Ine ndimalemba in my name on my page because everything is true and I have the receipts. Sindikamba zinthu zopanda umboni. Ndilibe nthawi yonama olo kunena miseche olo mabodza. Why, am doing this? is BECAUSE I LOVED HER,I STILL LOVE HER BUT SHE REALLY HURT ME AND UNTIL NOW SHE HAS NO REMORSE. I built my future and everything around her but she BETRAYED and BACKSTABBED me IN SECRET and am here to reveal everything publicly for my closure and healing process. I need to speak out now not tomorrow. Last year somewhere in November or December, I booked a marriage counseling session with Rev Yasin Gama of Mvama CCAP. That day our car went for maintenance and we hired a private taxi with a driver. During the trip, I was on a call , Ma Chisomo asked me for Airtel money of K1,500.00 (one thousand five hundred kwacha) while I was still speaking on the phone and ignored her. After I finished my call. I asked her, kuti bwanji sumawona ndinali pa call komaso why asking K1,500 ya data yet you have K25,000 ku account yako ya Airtel money. She responded: ” Aahh inu, 1,500 yomweyi kuchita kuyakha choncho, Kodi mesa mumati ndinu bwana.” Ine I responded ” the issue is not the amount koma mene wapemphelamo after all iweyo tili ku Capetown unayambapo wandigulira Airtime ya R10 or kumalawi kuno ya 500 Kwacha. Please use your money, don’t bother me. I won’t give you” Kenako yeyo said,” ndiye chifukwa chani umandiletsa kukapempha ndalama kwa amuna ena?.”I remained quite. Nkhani yomuletsa kupempha pempha is like this; 1) Mfumu Kapingama this is one of my close friends, he is in America now. Last year Ma chisomo commented on his Facebook page kuti “mula tigayileniko ya fanta, malawi wavuta.” George said nditumiza mula. It ended there. I saw her comment but I ignored it as just for jokes. Second time she commented on another post reminding him to send the money. That day, I cautioned her Kodi bwanji ur embarrassing me publicly komaso kwa azizanga. Iweyo you have a shop and millions, even today you can buy more than 50.crates of fanta pawekha. Why are you doing this? She apologized. I forgave her. 2) pali tsikana wina wake amati Aggie wa kappa, they only know each other through my page. Anamupepha tsikanayu kuti amugulire Nivea ku Sasafulika. And, the lady bought it. Then cautioned her again kuti why kupephapepha as if I can’t provide olo iweyo sungagule wekha? 3) Blessings also known as ALONGOSI based in Capetown: Tsiku lina tili kumunda, ALONGOSI is her male best friend amayakhulana pa week may be more than 5 times. He called and she told him tili kumunda kuzathila fertilizer. ALONGOSI anayakha nanetu pano ndakolola 50 bags ya maize. Ma Achisomo anapepha zawoyo and he responded mkazi wa Bwana ngati iwe uzipepha chimanga. I told him he should ignore it. She is just joking. I asked her kuti Mai Achisomo are you trying to say ifewo we can’t afford to buy chimanga kuti iweyo uzipephetsa kwa zako wamuna anapepesa. Tinafika Kwa Rev Gama. We did first session then we were meant to go for two sessions as well. He asked us to discuss when we reach home when to do it. Tinafika kunyumba utsiku. I asked her when should we go. She responded ine sizapitakoso iweyo umawawuze zonse abusa aja instead of kungoyakhula zazing’ono. So I don’t want counseling anymore. I asked why did she say “ndiye bwanji umandiletsa kukapepha kwa amuna ena” do you think ndi mau abwino. Amayakha mwano then I slapped her twice. Yeyo anatenga chi brush cha kutoilet kundimenya then she wanted to take mirror ya ku toilet kuti andiswele mutu. I locked her in the toilet and asked the maids to open the door after 10 minutes after she calms down. I forgot my phone in the toilet anayimenyetsa pansi four times koma sina sweke then kenako anatenga zovala zanga kuzidula dula. (Video is below.) I did apologized to her, mother inlaw, her sister and my sisters that yes what I did was wrong to slap her. And, this was once in 13 years we have been together. Mind you. All this while I was still celebrating her and taking her along to my international business trips.

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Chapter 1: MY 2025 DIVORCE – DID MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME?

I must say outright, I have no substantiating evidence alleging an infidelity. I only have suspicious incidents. Ndikuti ndilibe umboni wina uliwonse ogwilika oti Mai a Chisomo CHEATED on me. Ngakhale zili chonchi panali zina ndi zina zimandisowetsa Mtendele komaso kundipatsa maganizo. That’s why I did not divorce her based on adultery grounds. I have no evidence kuti anapanga chigololo olo ali ndi chibwezi kapena anali ndi chibwezi. #FirstIncident: The screenshot attached below was captured on 10th January,2025 on Friday at 11:23pm. Nthawi imeneyi ndinali ndili panja ndimapanga zina ndi zina or either I was smoking not knowing Mkazi wanga akucheza ndi EX wake. I found her asleep. Wanted to do check something in her phone ku WhatsApp, I usually send my important information to her to record and keep on my behalf. Ndipamene ndinapeza nambala ya ex wakeyu amene zina lake lili Leesto Phiri , they were in online committed intimate relationship around 2010 to 2013. Unfortunately their WhatsApp conversation was deleted but she forget to delete the name. That’s how I found it. I just took the below screenshot and, there was a sensitive video as well in her gallery. I confronted her same time, she said uyoyo “LISTO was asking her about prices of work suits and safety boots.” I quizzed her why didn’t contact me directly and if it was an honest conversation why did she deleted it. And, she said the video was her personal thing as she was checking something like a pimple or something. Kenako anayamba kulusa why touching my phone, do I touch yours? Bwanji ukundipanga stalk. She said I have insecurities and low self esteem. I left the conversation at it. I realized they’re Facebook friends whilst ine ndikawona ngati anabulokana. It really irritated me when I discovered that she went even far by liking his wife’s picture (see attached and name showing “Ma Chisomo”). Why liking the picture of your Ex boyfriend’s wife? #Second Incident From her own mouth she told me , kale kale in early 2000’s Happy (name withheld) used to go out with her friend and then best friend of his was Phiri (name withheld). Phiri yo amkafuna Yamie koma Yamikani amamukana. Even Yamieyo aunt ake told her kuti amulore adye dolla koma Yamie amakana. Fast forward to 2025. At Airwing, there is mechanic specializing in Germany cars – benz, Volvo, VW etc…. Phiri and Yamie met there. Yamie was going to Gateway Mall. Phiri left his car at the garage and asked for a lift from Yamie. Yamie was with her Niece Yankho. They did give him a lift. This incident anandiwuza yekha Yamikani yo. Amvekele; “ndafuna kukuwuzani izizi mwina anthu ena atha kubwela olo utha kumva kwa ena and ziwoneka zina zake. Ndinakumana ndi Abwana ako akale a Phiri ndipo ndawapasa lift koma Phiri yo amakuwopa iweyo kuti ukamuwona mu galimoto ali ndi ine utukwana komaso umuyalusa pa fesibuku. Koma ine I told him Yami is not like that and Phiri to told me to tell you kuti usazapangenso zandale just concentrate on business.” Imagine. Ndinangomwela madzi koma mumtima mwanga munali mafunso opanda mayakho. #thirdincident Sometime back coming from Tanzania, during transit at Chileka Airport. We were sitting pa mipando yokhala athu atatu. She received a phone call from a man and they chatted I enquired from her ndi ndani after the call she told me “it’s her ex boyfriend waku Ndirande akuti amapatsa moni.” I shouted at her mu ndege momo kuti zowona ur talking to your ex boyfriend in front of me like seriously. Even neba wathu pa mpando looked at me and gave me a sign to calm down and resolve the issue at home not publicly. I remained quite didn’t speak to her all the way . When we landed in Lilongwe. She told me she has blocked the guy. #Conclusion. These are only suspicious incidents I have come through, though palibe umboni ogwilika opanga cheat. Only God knows. That’s why this is not the reason why I DIVORCE HER. For clarifying and control: For 8 years. I have never cheated on my wife. I have never fucked any woman in these 8 years. There is any woman I have slept with from 2017 to 2025 apart from my wife. FEEL FREE TO COME OUT AND EXPOSE. Am committed man. Am loyal and faithful. Am challenging ngati alipo tsikana wina aliyense ndinanyengana naye from 2017 to 2025 in May. Bwelani muzanditsuse. Sikuti ma temptations sindimakhala nawotu. Analipo ambili I could have also cheated bobo koma ndimazibweza kuti no . I made vows. I will break any vow. This is my way of healing. Pakali pano sindikupanga za ulemu or za maturity. Ndilibe nazo ntchito.hese issues were burning in my heart. I have to let them go to. Zikomo.

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The Myth About Penis Captivus – Penis Trapped in the Vagina

In Malawi just like other African countries, there is a strong belief in the power of Juju in almost every sphere of life, be it soccer, wealth including romance among others. Most people believe it is possible to put a spell on your spouse so that he or she gets stuck in the process making love. Many people who travel to South Africa to seek for greener pasture are usually believed to use this kind of juju to ‘Lock their wives“. However, contrary to this belief, medical studies conducted on this matter have established that this is a rare condition where a man’s penis becomes trapped within the vagina due to vaginal muscle spasms called “Penis captivus,” also known as “Genital Incarceration. While it sounds like a myth, it is a real, albeit extremely uncommon, phenomenon. The most frequent cause is vaginismus, where the pelvic floor muscles involuntarily contract, narrowing the vaginal opening and preventing the penis from being withdrawn. This is usually observed when dogs are mating, they get locked. Anxiety disorders, childbirth injuries, and prior surgery are some of the factors that cause Vaginismus for Penis Captivus. Vaginismus can make activities like inserting tampons difficult, and it can also interrupt penetrative sex or make it uncomfortable.  Just because many people do not understand the causes of Penis Captivus is is regarded as either a myth often discussed in a humorous light. Reports of penis captivus have been documented in medical literature, including an 1884 case published in The Philadelphia Medical News and later found to be a hoax by Sir William Osler.  In some cases chloroform has been used to relax the muscles and release the penis as treatment. The condition is considered rare, with only a handful of reported cases in medical literature. Witch doctors have taken credit on this issue because it is widely believed that it is the power of juju that causes this to happen. So next time you come across an incident of Penis Captivus, just rule out the possibility of Juju being involved.

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Seven Arrested for Immigration Crimes; Released Under Suspicious Circumstances

Department of Immigration in Lilongwe on Thursday arrested 7 Malawians who had wanted to obtain Service Passports to travel to United States for work. The names of the suspects are Mr. Madalitso Kapangazina, Mrs. Maria Chimana, Ms. Sarah Nanthoka, Mr. Stain Ethics Mabere, Chinsisi Richard Phiri, Thandi Aresandra Phiri and Zaithwa Boston Kamanga. The suspects used fake letters from Ministry of Trade and Industry as well as Ministry of Agriculture. The letters indicated them as Directors in these respective ministries. The suspects were taken to Lilongwe Police where they spent a night. Meanwhile, today while Immigration were prepared to take them to court, they received calls from top Government and MCP officials to release them with immediate effect. They have all been released as it is believed that this is masterminded by a party loyalist officers.

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